Flirt SMS Messages

So you are feeling flirty and want to flirt your girl or boy over SMS. Here is a collection of beautiful flirt sms messages. Send these great Flirt SMS Text Messages and let him or her know how romantic and flirty you are. Some times ur existencegives hope to one person,Your smile may be a pearl for someone,Your presence might be thedesire of the 1 who loves U dearly.So value yourself. Let me

Love SMS Text Messages

Big Collection of LOVE SMS Text to send to your Loved One:What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you.If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight. I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately

Double Meaning SMS Messages

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb How do u teach a blonde maths?U subtract her chlothes Devide her legsAnd square root her. He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts

Funny SMS Jokes

A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT. Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject. School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya.... Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,., Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,., Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE

Story SMS

Page 1Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking।Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question" A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her

Lovely Marriage SMS Jokes

Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! Y a man carrzy his wife's photo in d wallet?COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything! A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire.""And what was he before you married him?" asked

Insult SMS

Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =) Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good